Are You Dating His Blackberry?

Are you getting unexpected cute little text messages? Are you finding thoughtful emails, even perhaps romantic poetry in your inbox? Well there is a good chance that you are now dating your lover’s electronic communications device.


Once upon a time men barely knew how to use the telephone. Nowadays they have surpassed letting their fingers do the walking and just let their trusty Girlfriend-X program do all the work.

Yes ladies; Girlfriend-X not only emails and texts you all those cute little notes that make you adore him, it also figures ratios on how much a female is costing him compared to sexual encounters with her.

Not only is this beyond disgusting it puts the “ick” in pathetic. This program lets guys juggle their conquests by keeping track of any girl’s Birthday’s and every notable event so that if he pays the right attention might score him a few extra points.

This is technology at its worst. This program is aiding men in becoming the big-time player they always dreamed of being. Anyone using this program has basically submitted to the fact that they are a hopeless loser who needs a palm pilot to get them a date.

The ladies are feeling victimized and DE-humanized by this wireless manipulation. Others are just laughing at the fools who are using this technology. “This takes male laziness to a whole new low” claims one popular model when asked about it.

Men are often upset when women man bash. Women often become feeling embittered after repeated relationship disasters with players and dogs. The good guys aren’t talking the bad guys out of player behavior; they are only complaining to the women “why are you so guarded and angry?” How UN-phased and open are women supposed to remain? Especially with new gadgets created to help men trick them?

Guys… grow up, learn how to handle dating or stop trying to date. Women have feelings that get really hurt by stuff like this. This is what makes you the creepo! If a girl rolled her eyes and twisted her lips thinking about how many shags it took her to get a piece of jewelry out of some poor slob, men would call her a bad woman.

Using electronic devices to control a relationship is begging her to run away from you as fast as she can, and she no doubt will once she finds out about it.


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